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Forgive Your Enemies

文章發表於 : 週四 8月 21, 2008 12:48 am
rock
Forgiveness ........
The preacher’s Sunday sermon was Forgive Your Enemies.
He asked, how many have forgiven their enemies?
About half held up their hands.
He then repeated his question.
Now about 80% held up their hands.
He then repeated his question again.
All responded, except one elderly lady.
"Mrs. Jones, are you not willing to forgive your enemies?" asked the preacher.
"I don’t have any." she replied.
"Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?" asked the preacher.
"Ninety-three." she replied.
"Mrs. Jones, please come down in front and tell the congregation how a person cannot have an enemy in the world." asked the preacher.
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, and said,
"It’s easy, I just outlived all those bitches."

文章發表於 : 週四 8月 21, 2008 8:12 pm
Elisa
Haha, very funny.

文章發表於 : 週四 8月 21, 2008 8:16 pm
Karen0710
The moral of this joke:
You need to live long enough to not to have any enemies.