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Lousy Proposals

文章Willie » 週日 7月 05, 2009 11:19 pm

Reading some lousy proposals before, I found them again when flipping through a newspaper and I decided to jot them down. “My mother said we should pick a day and get married,” “We should get the thing done,” ”If you don’t marry now, you will be too old to give a birth to a baby,” “I need someone to cook and do the laundry for me,” and “Only I can endure your bad temper.”

Some good ones suggested are “I want to see u first thing in the morning when I wake up,” “I am so greedy I want to see you every day,” “ Can I put ur name in the spouse column on m ID card?” and “I will try my best to give you happiness for the rest of your life.”

From Taipei Times
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